Pete Hautman is my hero

Thanks to davidlubar, I found this funny part of Pete Hautman’s website where he provides free, pre-written book reports on his books.

As you might guess, the quality of these book reports is, hm, interesting.

For example, here’s the first paragraph for The Big Crunch.

My friends and me like to read really intense and exciting romance books and Mrs. Anderson gave me this so me and my friend Chelsea both read it and wow. That is all I can say is wow. Pete Haufman, what was he thinking? WHERE ARE THE VAMPIRES? Okay so what no vampires or even a werewolf but come on. If this book had just one vampire it would for sure be a bestseller.

Read more here.



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