It's definitely a mixed message - I'm leaving, but I'm wearing a bright color so your eyes - and maybe you - can follow me.
You've heard of the Red Hat Society? Well, we're the Red Coat Society. Activities include fleeing from the past, contemplative jogging, and gazing off into the distance. All applicants wishing to join must be brunettes.
I wish I could like this comment or star it or favorite it. I really like contemplative jogging.