aprilhenry (aprilhenry) wrote,

Ladies, you really need to be fixed!

Centuries ago, women ate arsenic to make their skin attractively pale. Belladonna was dripped into women's eyes to make their pupils huge. Corsets, girdles, falsies. Later there was the facelift. Then boob jobs. Now we have the "mommy makeover," which often includes:
- Breast augmentation
- Breast lift
- Tummy tuck
- Butt lift
- Liposuction

But ladies, why stop there? Didn't you know that every single part of you is wrong? Or, as a local doctor points out, "If you're remodeling your home, would you leave one of the most important rooms untouched?"

Of course not. Which is why you shouldn't stop at waxing or shaving your pubic area. No, you need plastic surgery "to enhance your sexuality or self-esteem"!

Yes, you need plastic surgery on your hoo-haw to "correct form and appearance." After all, you don't want to be "cosmetically unattractive" do you?

What's next?

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Tags: body parts, disbelief, sad
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