Someone keeps stealing our paper from our driveway. The delivery guy has taken to throwing it between our two parked cars on our narrow driveway and more often than not, this works. Out of sight, out of mind, I guess. But today is Sunday, the paper is heavy, and he must not have thrown it as far, and she must have spotted and snagged it. We know it's a she because the driver once saw her walking from our house, reading our newspaper.
It's so weird to me. My bias would be that a regular newspaper reader would be a better person, not the kind to steal a newspaper. It's like a religious person stealing the Bible from a hotel room. Not only is just not right, it's also kind of a contradiction in terms.
So got any suggestions for how we can make this stop?