I know I can do this! According to the casting call, all I need is:
- milky white skin. Check!
- blonde or dirty blonde hair. Clairol, here I come! So check!
- to be five foot nine to five foot eleven. I'm five foot eight. So all I need to do is stand up really, really straight. So check!
- wear a size six to eight. I think I have a jacket in my closet that is a size eight. Again, check!
- be four months pregnant. I have a little bit of a belly. So again, I say, check! And mate!
Because I get to share a scene with Viggo! And make $125 a day! And be immortalized on screen!
Stardom, here I come!