aprilhenry (aprilhenry) wrote,

My microwave is possessed by Satan

Last night I had finished making dinner - flat iron steak with a shallot red wine sauce, scalloped potatoes and salad - when I heard a noise from the kitchen. A familiar noise.

The microwave light had come on and the fan was running.

Only no one had touched it.

I shrieked, unplugged it, and later plugged it back in. It started up again. The turntable wasn't rotating. Just the light going on and the fan running. It stopped when I opened the door, but started back up again once I closed it.

The good news: Emerson is sending me another microwave for free. All I have to do is cut off the cord (do you think I need to use a wooden stake and wear garlic or a large cross around me neck?) and send it and the manual back to Emerson.

The bad news: It sounds like they're going to send me the same model.

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