Last week, Teen (who has just been promoted from Kid), went to gay pride parade with Teen's Best Friend. It's a 99% family-friendly event, and what Teen and TBF liked best was all the candy and necklaces that were tossed by marchers or available at booths. Teen saw some colorful foil-wrapped chocolates at one booth and enthusiastically asked for a bunch. With a slightly concerned look, booth person began to put them in a bag.
That's when, to Teen's horror, Teen realized the booth was run by Planned Parenthood. They were not chocolate coins but condoms.