There were a few years in the late 1980s when I would catch Paul Harvey on the radio and feel envy. My dad had Alzheimers by then and was kind of going through the motions of his life, while Paul Harvey was still going strong even though he was older.
Yesterday I tried to jog Teen's and Teen's BFF about Paul Harvey. "Stand by for news!" delivered with that rising inflection. Next I tried the trademarked delivery of "And now you know ... the rest of the story."
Blank looks from both.