And Metamucil used to be for constipated folks. Not any more.
Last night I'm reading a woman's magazine, and I see this add showing a woman in a sleeveless orange mini jumping into the air. Her thighs are so slender that they do not appear to actually meet, even up under the dress.
And the copy says:
4 ways to vitality
Helps lower cholesterol*
Promotes overall well-being**
Good source of natural fiber
Promotes natural cleansing process**
And on the bottom of the page in tiny, light-colored type it says:
* As part of a diet low in saturated fat and cholesterol
** These statements have not been evaluated by the Food And Drug Administration
Okay, now leaving aside the fact that "natural cleaning process" must refer to pooping, I love how they can say things in their ad and not back them up at all.
So I figure I should do that.
Torched promotes overall well-being, plus it may lead to outbursts of spontaneous delight.** And reading Face of Betrayal (A Triple Threat Novel) could make you thinner and more attractive.**
**Hey, anything is possible.