Hands scraped and bloody from climbing two barbed-wire fences and out of breath from a half-mile sprint, James Clithero called 9-1-1 about 5 p.m. Thursday from a stranger's home in Southeast Portland.
He was reporting that his boss had just gunned down a co-worker.
"I was in there working today and my boss came downstairs and started firing a gun at one of the employees," he told the dispatcher."
You'll never believe what happened next.
[And totally non-PG-13 comment - do you think Clithero got teased about his name a lot in high school?]