"Are you 'super-fun'?" Check.
"'Really, really enjoy going to the bathroom?'" Hm....
Procter & Gamble Co. is looking to hire five "Charmin Ambassadors" to staff its Times Square bathrooms this holiday season, entertain "bathroom guests," and blog about the experience.
Read more here. You can't spell "ambassador" without the word "ass."
Do you think it's a dream job?