Because there is going to be a TV crew in my house! My house with dead ants on the floor! My house where I dropped the milk carton last night and milk went under the refrigerator and I couldn't clean it all! And why didn't I seriously consider Botox, because there is a line the size of the Grand Canyon bisecting my forehead? And I have a cold and keep sneezing!
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