If April's directions (in her own handwriting) say "Turn left on Royal," what should she do?
Turn left on Royce, because that's the name of the street
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Search in vain for Royal
4(80.0%)
Sail past intersection
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Some combination of the above
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If April is driving back the way she came, and to get there she turned left from Westview to Overlook, should she now turn:
Right
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Left
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Sail past intersection
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Left, then double back and turn left again
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Hell, I don't know
3(60.0%)
If April realizes she has missed a turn, should she take the next turn and try to run parallel to it?
No! The street will turn out to run at a diagonal.
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No. She will become even more lost, to the point where she can't find her way back and they will run her picture in the paper.
1(20.0%)
Yes. It might work out. Maybe. And if wishes were horses, we'd be up to here in horse sh#t.
4(80.0%)
How many wrong turns can April make in a 20-minute trip?
1
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2
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3
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4
0(0.0%)
5
0(0.0%)
6
5(100.0%)
