aprilhenry (aprilhenry) wrote,
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The Deli

My friend Zach wrote this after his lunch today. It made me laugh.

THE DELI
a play in one act

Characters
Man
Worker A
Worker B

Scene 1
Man: I'd like the small chicken sandwich with no bacon please.
Worker A: But it comes with bacon.
Man: Could you make it without?
Worker A: I guess. But you're not going to get it for cheaper.

Scene 2
Worker B: What did you order?
Man: The chicken sandwich.
Worker B: $5.25
Man: I think you overcharged me. I had the small sandwich.
Worker B: Well it doesn't look very small to me.

Scene 3
Man: Do you have any napkins?
Worker B: You can wait.

Scene 4
Worker A: Does this lettuce look okay?
Worker B: It's not brown. Go ahead and use it.
Worker A: But it's slimy and smells funny.



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