a play in one act
Man: I'd like the small chicken sandwich with no bacon please.
Worker A: But it comes with bacon.
Man: Could you make it without?
Worker A: I guess. But you're not going to get it for cheaper.
Worker B: What did you order?
Man: The chicken sandwich.
Worker B: $5.25
Man: I think you overcharged me. I had the small sandwich.
Worker B: Well it doesn't look very small to me.
Man: Do you have any napkins?
Worker B: You can wait.
Worker A: Does this lettuce look okay?
Worker B: It's not brown. Go ahead and use it.
Worker A: But it's slimy and smells funny.