There's a new book out by the autor of Help Mom! There are Liberals Under My Bed. In Help! Mom! The 9th Circuit Nabbed the Nativity, Hillary Clinton is cast as a scheming villain in a new Christmas book for children that features well-known liberals trying to stop the Christmas season. It features comic look-alikes of Clinton, Al Gore, John Kerry and an eggnog-swilling Ted Kennedy who attempt to shut down the third grade’s Christmas pageant. Backed by judges from the Ninth Circuit, the villainous “Hillary Clunkton” absconds with the crèche while “Al Bore” blows out the school’s Menorah. Then a hero resembling Clarence Thomas arrives bearing a copy of the Constitution.
Sounds exactly like what I should give my kid for Christmas!