Probably a don't - paying someone to write your story so you can make a lot of money

My mom heard about a woman who was paying someone to help her write a book about her struggles with her daughter's schizophrenia.

Fifty dollars an hour.

And she dreams of selling the book for a ton of money so she can better care for her daughter.

Let's just hope the vanity publishers don't hear about her or she'll probably spend money on that too.