Oregon man changes name to Capt. Awesome - what would you choose?

A Eugene man has formally changed his name to Captain Awesome. As in first name: Captain, second name: Awesome. He also changed his signature: "Mitchell also allowed Awesome to change his official signature to a right-pointing arrow, a smiley face and a left-pointing arrow. The state Department of Motor Vehicles actually accepted the cheerful new signature. But alas, his bank refused to honor it, Awesome said. "They said it was too easily forgeable," he explained."

You can read the article here.

If you were going to just go for it and change your name, what would your new name be? And your signature?