Like a $48 gallon of whole milk.
Or a really ugly T-shirt featuring three wolves.
Now someone has collected 50 funny Amazon reviews. Like this one:
"I'll admit it. Shopping for a personal tank can be a bit daunting. Many times in the past I've purchased overpriced, so-called "battle tanks", then driven them into battle only to be wrecked in ten minutes by the first blow off of some insurgents home-made morter.
See and read all 50 here.