Maybe there isn't a ghostwriter to pity -could Snooki have done her own writing?

The girl who has read only two books in her life - Twilight and Dear John - now has her own "novel" out. Really, really bad excerpts make me think it's possible she actually wrote it. Popeater had fun contrasting great novelists words on similar topics with Snooki's, ie:

On the evil that lurks inside:
Faulkner: "There was something terrible in me sometimes at night I could see it grinning at me I could see it through them grinning at me through their faces it's gone now and I'm sick"

Polizzi: "Gia danced around a little, shaking her peaches for show. She shook it hard. Too hard. In the middle of a shimmy, her stomach cramped. A fart slipped out. A loud one. And stinky."

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