Model: "Really?"
Agent: "It's a print ad that will be in all the national women's magazines."
Model: "Wow! What's the product?"
Agent: "TP. And the angle is that it keeps your hands clean."
Model: "Hands clean?" [Recognition.] "Eeww. Are you sure about this?
Agent: "Look. A job is a job, especially in today's economy. All you have to do is stand there and smile. Oh, and figure out what to do with your hands."
Here's an older entry I wrote about Charmin: http://aprilhenry.livejournal.com/798922.html
Can't we just go back to the days where people wanted to squeeze the toilet paper?
