aprilhenry (aprilhenry) wrote,

I have a feeling this wasn't this model's best day

Agent: "So, I got you a gig!"

Model: "Really?"

Agent: "It's a print ad that will be in all the national women's magazines."

Model: "Wow! What's the product?"

Agent: "TP. And the angle is that it keeps your hands clean."

Model: "Hands clean?" [Recognition.] "Eeww. Are you sure about this?

Agent: "Look. A job is a job, especially in today's economy. All you have to do is stand there and smile. Oh, and figure out what to do with your hands."

Here's an older entry I wrote about Charmin: http://aprilhenry.livejournal.com/798922.html

Can't we just go back to the days where people wanted to squeeze the toilet paper?

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