Why do so many people on Twitter have bios like this one?
From my latest follower: "Film / TV Actor, Group X instructor, Personal Trainer, Motivational Positive Believer, Accountability Partner & The Next A-List Celebrity"
A. Can you really be all those things all the time? B. What does "Motivational Positive Believer" mean? C. If I had an Accountability Partner would I not have had cold pizza for breakfast? D. I thought I was the next A-list celebrity.