"Free" and "ham." (Full diclosure: Of course, there are other words I like quite a bit. "Million dollar," "at auction," "best seller," "weight loss," "honor roll," "award winner" - it's all good.) At Trader Joes today, every shopper got a free ham left over from the holiday season. With the price and sell-by date helpfully removed. From a cart sitting out in the open. But it was next to the door and the brr-cold temperatures outside. Even if I get poisoing, it will be worth it. Because I got a free ham!